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If one of them came from your fertile mind or hapless life then let me know and Ill say that you claimed credit for it. Mother the nuns pleaded Please give us some wisdom.

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Before they knew it she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

Words of wisdom jokes. Back at Mother Superiors bed she held the glass to her lips. Desert genie joke money rich lamp wisdom. To spot the expert pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

We moderns have some darn good sayings of our own. Funny Words of Wisdom. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

If youre feeling good dont worry youll get over it. Not to be lured into worldly pleasures she huffily declinedBut the Mother Superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. The most important organ is the brain.

Good-humor is goodness and wisdom combined. My friend has kleptomania but when it gets bad he takes something for it. Wisdom can come from many places but commitment must come from within.

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Just all their stuff. Then he looks towards the genie and says I should have taken the money. The only normal people are the ones that you dont know very well Alfred Adler.

Words of wisdom. Time heals almost everything. He sits down rubbing his chin in thought.

Love is grand -. Please tell me- how did you acquire such wisdom My son it is not so much wisdom as it is observation. Because divorce costs too much.

There was a nun whose worn out body began to surrender. Jokes- Funny Words of Wisdom. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life Berthold Auerbach.

Father I know because of your great wisdom it has fallen upon you to name each new child born into our family. Marriage doesnt mean you own the other person. What other people think of you is none of your business.

Always wanted to be a procrastinator but never got around to it. I want to be the wisest man in the world The Genie goes poof and suddenly the mans face assumes a serene expression. Frame every so-called disaster with these words In five years will this matter 27.

Owen Meredith Wise Twill help you all along the way An cheer you mile by mile. An so whatever is your lot Jes smile an smile an smile. If there is a possibility of several things.

I have no idea where these items originated with the exceptions noted. The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary junior high high school and college studentsAs one teacher noted It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and gradesH2O is hot water and CO2 is cold waterTo collect fumes of sulphur hold a deacon over a flame in a test tubeWhen you smell an. If youre too open minded your brains will fall out.

Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day to relax her. Going to church doesnt make you. Words Of Wisdom Jokes Fishing words of wisdom.

If youre going to go fishing be certain that if you ask a Baptist to be your fishing partner you ask that two Baptists go fishing with you. Thats relativity Albert Einstein. Mother Superior drank a little then a little more.

Whenever a child is born I look out the flap of my tee-pee and I will l. Never be afraid to try something new Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute.

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Who said all the wisdom in the world is ancient. Things are not always what they seem. Stay in love Stay married Stay hopeful and Stay together.

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