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But the best way to keep it from turning into a millstone is to enjoy some funny quotes about 50th birthdaysMost of the words of wisdom on aging and on hitting the 50 mark seem to be wryly anticipating the incipient decrepitude of old age to come. Funny Birthday Quotes Humer.

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You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Birthday words of wisdom funny. Here are 21 great quotes and funny lines for celebrating the occasion of someones 21st birthday. I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity - Tom Stoppard. Do not be so pessimistic today.

To me old age is always 15 years older than I am. Count your age by friends not years. Send a sparkling birthday wish to your dear ones.

Wishing You A Very Happy Birthday. Famous Funny Birthday Quotes. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile.

And legally able to do everything youve been doing since you were 16 - Unknown. Here is to the next age. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

Reaching the half-century mark is a milestone in anyones life. 150 Birthday Quotes. Have a lot of fun on your birthday lets remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but dont forget to enjoy that you were never so old.

I will never be an old man. - Buy ANY two cards from NotNiceThings and when you place your order leave an order note telling us which third card youd like. With every joy and happiness on your special day.

Funny Birthday Phrases and Toasts Some words of wisdom for your birthday. Do not think about the. Heres hoping you will be able to blow out all of the candles on your cake fast enough to prevent a fire.

After 30 a body has a mind of its own. You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards in an email or in a text message. Cheers to a riotous birthday.

A group of cats sing you a fun birthday song. Birthday Quotes April 07 2019. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Grumpy Can. I hope to be there until the end. I was brought up to respect my elders and now I dont have to respect anyone.

Words of Wisdom Funny Birthday Card Funny Card for him Card for friend Card for brother Card For Dad Card for her - 3 for 2 OFFER. Funny Happy 25th Birthday Quotes Some of the most quotable birthday sayings have been hand-picked for our birthday poems web pagesWe desire to share these poignant quotes in imitation of you for that reason that you can pick the one that. You deserve all the happiness in the world and I am glad I get to be by your side as we celebrate you on the day of your birth.

Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends. Which is really a shame since aging is inevitable and as one sage said. The first is your memory goes and I.

You have to drink age shots. Francis Bacon Age. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

A man is only as old as the woman he feels. It is your birthday after all wild one. Cat Chorus Birthday Song.

Smile while you still have teeth. Funny Birthday Sayings and Toasts Happy Birthday to you And many to be With friends that are true As you are to me Happy Birthday Messages Many happy returns of the day of your birth Many happy blessings to brighten your pathway on earth. A cute magical fairy wishing happy birthday.

Count your life by smiles not tears. Happy 40 th Birthday. As you get older three things happen.

Happy birthday my love. I will never be an old man. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Funny and Teasing Wishes for 40th Birthday. Famous Funny Birthday Quotes. May the fun you have on your 40 th exceed the back aches you will get later.

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