Funny Words Of Wisdom For The New Year

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A happy New Year to all the world - Charles Dickens.

Funny words of wisdom for the new year. They might not make you wise but they just might make you smile. To be stupid selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness though if stupidity is lacking all is lost Gustave Flaubert. Second place is first loser.

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. A turtle off the road is a turtle with a future. The greatest homage we can pay to truth is to use it.

May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future. Laugh and smile all you want while you have teeth left. Always forgive your enemies.

The first time I see a jogger smiling Ill consider it. Make your mistakes next year and forever - Neil Gaiman English author notable works include The Sandman series and Coraline has a dog named Cabal A merry Christmas to everybody. Samuel Fixon Inspirational Quotes.

Funny Words of Wisdom - Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life. Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture technology and your looks. With a story you can cut through the need for excess verbiage in a presentation and in one fell swoop deliver a pithy or funny missive to a captive audience.

A new year is a time for inspirational dreams but more importantly a time to set your goals to see the dreams turn into a reality. George William Curtis 1824-1892. My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow that years from now you will look back on this day your wedding day as the day you loved each other the least.

Joan Rivers Click to tweet. New Years quotes and sayings. May your 27-year-old finish much better than Janis Joplin Kurt Cobain Amy Winehouse and Jimi Hendrix.

Go to table of contents. To get back my youth I would do anything in the world. Whatever it is youre scared of doing Do it.

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come whispering It will be happier - Alfred Lord Tennyson happynewyear. If you dont ask the answer is always no. Funny Words of Wisdom.

James Russell Lowell 1819-1891. A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. The year is new each day is new may they be all filled with all that you are working towards.

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. The opinion which other people have of you is their problem not yours. Word of Wisdom for Women.

Father I know because of your great wisdom it has fallen upon you to name each new child born into our family. If you dont go after what you want youll never have it. Experience is what you get if you dont.

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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. If at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence that you tried. Please tell me- how did you acquire such wisdom My son it is not so much wisdom.

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