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A newborn is one of the most precious jewels in the world. Honestly when it comes to parenting youre always on your own.

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Beautiful Congratulations to you and your wife Wonderful feeling for both of you to be Mommy and Proud Dad God Bless Your Baby and you both.

New baby words of wisdom funny. You take one step your child takes another. Enjoying each day of being a new mother looking after your new baby rather than wishing your child would be older walking and. Well youre not alone and weve got the quotes to prove it.

The wait is over and the fun has just begun. A new baby is like the beginning of all things wonder hope a dream of possibilities Eda J. All of our love for your new baby and best wishes to Mom and Dad.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Congratulations I really hope your new baby is either a girl or a boy. Here are 101 funny baby quotes that will make you laugh and appreciate your time with your little one.

Childbirth is not as bad as you think baby girl. Sending you the warmest wishes as you welcome your new angel home. As a baby everything is brand new to you.

Parenting is the best job Ive ever had. Zak Khan Break Out New Beginning. With a new baby things may get more chaotic but your house will always be filled with love and laughter.

Then I tasted baby food. Unknown Families with babies and families without babies. No need to be scared.

Funny Quotes Words Of Wisdom Thought For The Day Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Sometimes the smallest things take up the biggest room in your heart. Its the most demanding intense all-consuming challenging and fun job ever but talk about overworked and underpaid.

Enjoy your new master. A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. Start a diary for the baby if you havent started one yet.

A perfect example of minority rule is a new baby in the house. You are my sun my moon and all of my stars-EE. May your journey into parenthood be more exciting and stress-free more than you can ever imagine.

Congratulations on the birth of your new baby. -Aibileen Clark The Help. There is nothing special than holding that unique baby girl in your arms.

Let her know that youre there with these words of wisdom and genuine offers of assistance. Congratulations and best of luck. Put quotes on baby girls wall with pretty art like this You is kind you is smart you is important.

So happy for you and your family. We are so happy for you and your new arrival. Words of wisdom for baby girl and for everyone else.

You are going to be great parents. Welcoming your new baby with wishes of health joy and plenty of sleep. Funny Baby Shower Wishes.

They say that parenting is like dancing. Enjoy lots of happiness and fun the baby brings to your family. But just a warning do as I say and not as I screwed up Hopefully new and veteran parents will find some of the advice in these notes helpful.

All 400 of these parenting tips could be considered funny parenting advice for new parents. Shannon Fife A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.

Some things will excite you whilst others will scare you. Jurassic Park that is. Funny New Baby Congratulations Messages.

Funny Baby Shower Messages. 50 Beautiful Pregnancy Quotes To Keep You Glowing For Nine Months Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Michael Jackson Dance.

Unknown The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking. All the best and many happy memories. So is your baby a strange little human that does the oddest things.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Le Shan A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening your world as never before Unknown It is the nature of babies to be in bliss Deepak Chopra. If not youre on your own.

Being a mom is like a walk in the park.

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