Funny Words Of Wisdom For Mom To Be

Youre not a bad mom if you dont love every single stage of child-rearing. Want to feel wise today.

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When I was a teenager she used to always say PMA PMA I cant tell you how much that used to bother me.

Funny words of wisdom for mom to be. You may be pleasantly surprised by the answers you get. You always believed in me even when I had doubts. - If you could stay out last night you can get up this morning.

Too much love never spoils children. All they want is you so be the happiest you there ever was. Raising young kids is much like playing golf.

-Mom the Pirate. Our bodies are not the same as they were pre-babyand they shouldnt be. You can always tell about someone by their shoes But then also Anyone who treats you badly because.

The same rule applies to a parent. Always keep it Pilars mom. - If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears tongue eyebrows He would have put them there.

My mom Mo always says that a positive attitude can conquer any problem. Perhaps like me you have someone in your life that has been there for you no matter what. Dont try to accomplish too much in any given day.

Ask that person in your life to give you three pieces of advice to live a good life. Ask yourself whether what you are upset about will be important in five years or even in five minutes. Predictable mom - Eat your vegetables theyre good for you.

These funny baby shower quotes would be great to write inside a card that youre giving to a mom-to-be. Heres some honest and funny parenting advice about raising young kids. Your mom would do something by golly.

Welcome to parenthood where going to the grocery store by yourself is now considered a vacation. Here are a few great words of wisdom I crowdsourced in the Mama Says Namaste Facebook group added in with some of my own. Congratsyoull soon live in a madhouse run by a tiny army you created yourself.

They are stronger she explains. You created a miracle and your body is remarkable. Not the fit mom not the Pinterest mom not the PTA mom not every other mom you think you should be.

I dont have to go with you and someone calls Child Protective Services. - I can always tell when youre lying. There is so much pressure to bounce back post-baby new first-time mom and co-founder of Tone It Up Katrina Scott tells MyDomaine.

Are you feeling wise today. I want every mom to know that you are a superwoman. Mom you gave me life and you filled it with love encouragement and praise.

Children become spoiled when we substitute presents for presence -Anthony WItham. I love cleaning up messes I didnt make. KNOW YOUR VOICE.

It is YOUR responsibility to know what is going on with your body and with your childs body. Mom One who sacrifices her body sleep social life spending money eating hot meals peeing alone patience memory energy and sanity for love All your kids want is you. This gets him through the next 100 awful shots.

Thank you Mom and sorry for the times I should have said so. Get a chuckle out of these funny words of wisdom and pass along to any friends who also need a little bit of humor and wisdom in their life. 38 Wonderful Inspirational Quotes.

I feel so blessed to have a Mom like you. Thats why I became a mom. Be empowered to have a voice as a parent starting from inception.

Just focus on yourself dont worry about everyone else Gretchens mom. Supermom doesnt exist -Ducks in a Row. You know youre a mom when you understand why Momma Bears porridge was cold.

This one is funny until your kid starts yelling Youre not my mom. Growing up I should have said sorry more often there were times I regret but I never regret having you as a Mom. My Mom has always been one of my biggest supporters and the wisdom she has given me over the years has helped shaped the person I am today.

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A golfer can take 100 bad swings and when all hope is lost he nails that one perfect shot. - If youre too full to finish your dinner youre too full for dessert. Make up arbitrary rules that should never have to be said such as No pooping in waste baskets and No untying strangers shoes while they stand in line at the grocery store Dont even.

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