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When you come to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on -Franklin Roosevelt. Funny Words of Wisdom.

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Experience is what you get if you dont.

Stupid funny words of wisdom. Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. Duct tape is silver. I really thought you already knew.

Jokes- Funny Words of Wisdom. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. The other line always moves faster.

A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. Father I know because of your great wisdom it has fallen upon you to name each new child born into our family.

Explore this list and embrace the Southerner in you. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. While it appears funny it has a lot of wisdom in it.

May 17 2021 - Explore chromas board words of wisdom on Pinterest. If at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence that you tried. Go to table of contents.

See more ideas about funny memes stupid memes relatable. These days people seek knowledge not wisdom. Funny Words of Wisdom - Funny Inspirational Quotes About Life To be stupid selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness though if stupidity is lacking all is lost Gustave Flaubert.

Id let you know to go to hell however I work there and dont need to see your ugly mug on daily basis. Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. Byron Pulsifer Sunday Quotes.

A procrastinators work is never done. The single man is wise the married man is. Its kind of a shock.

Thats relativity Albert Einstein The only normal people are the ones that you dont know very well Alfred Adler. Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.

Please tell me- how did you acquire such wisdom My son it is not so much wisdom. Never argue with an idiot. Funny words of wisdom for graduates.

Love wisdom and desire knowledge. Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. Mar 14 2021 - Explore Stacey Wattss board QuotesFunny Sayings Words of Wisdom Etc on Pinterest.

Discover and share Stupid Wisdom Quotes. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Always forgive your enemies.

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the escape key. Without Sunday I wouldnt know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

A turtle off the road is a turtle with a future. Education is when you read the fine print. People are like music.

Everything you like is bad for you in some way. These funny words of wisdom from Franklin Roosevelt provide the perfect analogy for how to get through hard times. If youre feeling good dont worry youll get over it.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. To spot the expert pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most. Curiosity is a virtue.

I always remember a face however in your case Ill be glad to make an exception. Words Of Wisdom Quotes 1. Yes his phrase will make you chuckle but he dropped a serious piece of advice here.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. Nothing annoys them more. With a story you can cut through the need for excess verbiage in a presentation and in one fell swoop deliver a pithy or funny missive to a captive audience.

Knowledge is of the past wisdom is of the future. All the time do not forget that youre distinctive. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.

Youve likely heard some Southern words and phrases in your time but you do know all of these. Martin Luther King Jr. Wisdom haunts me but I am faster.

The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. They might not make you wise but they just might make you smile. Its hard to win an argument with a smart person but its damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

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I dont live because I want to but I want to live. Second place is first loser. Life is like an onion.

If there is a possibility of several things. See more ideas about words quotes sayings. If you dont understand one thing and ask questions you will be stupid for a moment but if you dont ask you will be stupid throughout your life.

Some speak the truth and others are just noise. All of us love to hear stories because we can take the moral of the story shared make it our own and retell it with added nuances or modified words. A meaningful life is not about being rich being popular being highly educated or being perfectit is about being real being humble being strong and being able to share ourselves and touch the lives of others 2.

Some days youre the dog some days youre the hydrant.

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